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"Man, I hate these things. I feel like I'm telling people how to suck eggs. This ain't your first voicemail, so you know what to do. Random pick up lines and dirty talk welcome."





* For muse or mun

Awesome

Mar. 10th, 2010 12:17 am
drivemystick: (Cheeky [Tongue])


You Are Taco Bell



You are a daring, energetic, and outgoing person. You love to mix things up a bit.

You get bored by routine, and you need a lot of novelty in your life. You're always looking to try something new.



You hate mundane day to day tasks. You love to be creative and think outside the box. You abhor busy work.

You like to take lots of breaks. You try to inject a lot of fun into your day, and you love to goof off with your friends.


drivemystick: (Relaxed [Lying])
How many people did you have strong feelings for in '09?
One, and now she can stick it up her ass.

Would you change yourself for the person you like/love?
Maybe... but I doubt I could maintain it before I went back to being me, and that would probably just lead to shit.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
I'm chained to a bed, and not in a good way, so yes. And it wasn't the sort of kiss you're thinking of, it was a sisterly kiss on the cheek.

Did anything wake you up in the middle of the night?
Pain.

What were you doing an hour ago?
Same thing I was doing two hours ago, lying in bed, staring at a wall.

Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
My sister.

Will you have sex tonight?
Oh yeah, and right after, I'll dance the cha-cha in six inch heels while standing on my head.

The rest... )
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6.6. "I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on."
Oscar Levant

Sponge baths by hot nurses don't friggen count if you're a dude and the hot nurse is a dude too. Time off work doesn't count either if you actually like your job. Or liked your job. There is the fact you have complete control of the remote control, but that only counts if there is something decent on the fucking TV. Quitting smoking, sure, counts because it's good for the lungs, but doesn't count if you actually like the nicotine hit. Eating better does not count on hospital food, especially when you're craving a taco. Still being alive... well, okay. I'll give you that. That counts, because the latter would completely defeat the fucking purpose of 'always looking on the bright side of life'. See? I'm trying. I'm trying to see the bright sides, but when your ass is hung up in traction to the point you can't even see your own dick, and you forget your own name some days because the pain is so bad... well, to be honest? You can fucking stick your bright side of life.

Look, I know what I do is dangerous, alright? )


Word Count | 625
drivemystick: (Sweet smile [Arms crossed])
28.6.3. TEN things you thought about doing, but never did

1. Telling off that nurse with the bad dye job for leaving my ass hanging out
2. Becoming a lawyer
3. Eating Tofu
4. Buying a Harley
5. Getting married, having a kid
6. Peeing on my ex's garden
7. Swimming with sharks
8. Having sex on a speed boat
9. Buying that ring at Tiffany's
10. Putting laxatives in Jo's ex's coffee... I went with Ipecac instead >:)
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