Meme thingo
Mar. 10th, 2010 12:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
drivemystickHow many people did you have strong feelings for in '09?
One, and now she can stick it up her ass.
Would you change yourself for the person you like/love?
Maybe... but I doubt I could maintain it before I went back to being me, and that would probably just lead to shit.
Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
I'm chained to a bed, and not in a good way, so yes. And it wasn't the sort of kiss you're thinking of, it was a sisterly kiss on the cheek.
Did anything wake you up in the middle of the night?
Pain.
What were you doing an hour ago?
Same thing I was doing two hours ago, lying in bed, staring at a wall.
Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
My sister.
Will you have sex tonight?
Oh yeah, and right after, I'll dance the cha-cha in six inch heels while standing on my head.
Let's say the last person that you kissed tells you that they love you, what do you say?
There would be a problem if she didn't. Not like you can divorce your kid brother, is it? These questions are making me feel so wonderful about my love life. If I answer "my sister" to one more question, I'll have to be eligible for "Saddest Fuck of the Year Award", right?
Who did you spend most of your time with last night?
Nurses.
Does anyone call you "babe"?
Not anymore. There was this one chick in high school, but she moved away...
Have you ever hugged a complete stranger?
Does my friend's granny count? And she hugged me.
When is the next time you'll kiss someone on the lips?
Fucked if I know. Right now I'm more just hoping someone will blow my dick.
Who was your last text message from?
My workmate, checking I hadn't died in my sleep overnight.
Have you told anyone you loved them today and meant it?
No.
Have you ever broken anyone's heart?
Yeah, I guess. Who hasn't?
What hurts you right now?
Everything?
Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Who am I? Fabio? No.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Phst. No comment.
What color was the last towel you used?
White. Everything in this place is friggen white.
Do you prefer to date someone taller, shorter or the same height as you?
No real preference. Never dated anyone taller than me, but you imagine the potential line of sight? I'd be in that.
How old will you be turning this year?
26
What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?
M&Ms
What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Ohhhh man... a shower. I want a fucking shower. I don't give a damn what body part I start with, either.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
In a car wreck? Unconscious counts as sleeping, right?
Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?
No one.
What are you excited about?
Sweet FA.
Seven days from now, will you be in a relationship?
No.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
I don't know... maybe?
Do you like getting flowers?
Only ever really gotten them since I've been in hospital. They're nice, keep the room bright.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Dude, I can't even scratch my own ball sack.
Who was the first person you texted today?
My Mom.
What color are your eyes?
Blue
Do you like Poptarts?
No.
Have you ever passed out?
Without being knocked out? Yeah, middle of last year when I had this freaky flu thing. Threw up on my sister, too.
Are you easily confused?
I am now, but morphine is win.
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
Well, I'd try.
What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Strawberry.
Do you like coffee?
Yeah, but I'm more an energy drink type person. Gives me a quicker buzz.
Do you like the Summertime?
Most of the time.
Where were you at 8am this morning?
I so want to say Hawaii. These questions are just cruel, man.
Do you fall for people easily?
Yes.
Have you ever dated someone more than once?
Umm... more than one date, or more than one relationship with them?
Do you find members of the preferred sex confusing?
Yes, more often than not.
Would you kiss the last person that you kissed again?
Yes.
What is your favorite color gummy bear?
Green.
Have you ever run into a dishwasher?
This is one of those trick questions, right?
Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
I haven't worn clothes in weeks.
What was the last thing you watched on TV?
The Office.
One, and now she can stick it up her ass.
Would you change yourself for the person you like/love?
Maybe... but I doubt I could maintain it before I went back to being me, and that would probably just lead to shit.
Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
I'm chained to a bed, and not in a good way, so yes. And it wasn't the sort of kiss you're thinking of, it was a sisterly kiss on the cheek.
Did anything wake you up in the middle of the night?
Pain.
What were you doing an hour ago?
Same thing I was doing two hours ago, lying in bed, staring at a wall.
Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
My sister.
Will you have sex tonight?
Oh yeah, and right after, I'll dance the cha-cha in six inch heels while standing on my head.
Let's say the last person that you kissed tells you that they love you, what do you say?
There would be a problem if she didn't. Not like you can divorce your kid brother, is it? These questions are making me feel so wonderful about my love life. If I answer "my sister" to one more question, I'll have to be eligible for "Saddest Fuck of the Year Award", right?
Who did you spend most of your time with last night?
Nurses.
Does anyone call you "babe"?
Not anymore. There was this one chick in high school, but she moved away...
Have you ever hugged a complete stranger?
Does my friend's granny count? And she hugged me.
When is the next time you'll kiss someone on the lips?
Fucked if I know. Right now I'm more just hoping someone will blow my dick.
Who was your last text message from?
My workmate, checking I hadn't died in my sleep overnight.
Have you told anyone you loved them today and meant it?
No.
Have you ever broken anyone's heart?
Yeah, I guess. Who hasn't?
What hurts you right now?
Everything?
Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
Who am I? Fabio? No.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Phst. No comment.
What color was the last towel you used?
White. Everything in this place is friggen white.
Do you prefer to date someone taller, shorter or the same height as you?
No real preference. Never dated anyone taller than me, but you imagine the potential line of sight? I'd be in that.
How old will you be turning this year?
26
What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie?
M&Ms
What body part do you wash first in the shower?
Ohhhh man... a shower. I want a fucking shower. I don't give a damn what body part I start with, either.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
In a car wreck? Unconscious counts as sleeping, right?
Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day?
No one.
What are you excited about?
Sweet FA.
Seven days from now, will you be in a relationship?
No.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
I don't know... maybe?
Do you like getting flowers?
Only ever really gotten them since I've been in hospital. They're nice, keep the room bright.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Dude, I can't even scratch my own ball sack.
Who was the first person you texted today?
My Mom.
What color are your eyes?
Blue
Do you like Poptarts?
No.
Have you ever passed out?
Without being knocked out? Yeah, middle of last year when I had this freaky flu thing. Threw up on my sister, too.
Are you easily confused?
I am now, but morphine is win.
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
Well, I'd try.
What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Strawberry.
Do you like coffee?
Yeah, but I'm more an energy drink type person. Gives me a quicker buzz.
Do you like the Summertime?
Most of the time.
Where were you at 8am this morning?
I so want to say Hawaii. These questions are just cruel, man.
Do you fall for people easily?
Yes.
Have you ever dated someone more than once?
Umm... more than one date, or more than one relationship with them?
Do you find members of the preferred sex confusing?
Yes, more often than not.
Would you kiss the last person that you kissed again?
Yes.
What is your favorite color gummy bear?
Green.
Have you ever run into a dishwasher?
This is one of those trick questions, right?
Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
I haven't worn clothes in weeks.
What was the last thing you watched on TV?
The Office.
